We have decided to take it upon ourselves and point out the bloody obvious to future wannabe western Romeos, who come to the Land of Smiles in search of their Thai soul mates.
We can only lead the horse to the water, we can’t make it DRINK! So pay attention you budding stallions and head the read!
1. Girls that work in bars are doing a job
It’s called Selling Tail! You take them out of a bar for fun and pay them. It’s a simple business transaction.
2.” But my girlfriends not a whore she sells som tam (Papaya Salad) she’s a good girl!”
Your girl is also a poor girl with bugger all education. She might not work in the bars, but she certainly will require the contents of your wallet and at a later date your bank account too! She may even be under pressure from her upcountry parents to send them a wedge back each month. And guess where the moneys coming from?
3. My bargirl girlfriend has only worked the bar for a few days/weeks!
That’s usually BS and if she can string a sentence together in English be suspicious, VERY SUSPICIOUS!
4. My bargirl girlfriend says her mother/brother/uncle/sister/brother/buffalo is sick.
Don’t believe anything she tells you, it’s 99.9% BS almost 99.9% of the time. Yeah sounds hard and callous don’t it? But your girl is relying on you being a mug and handing over the bread.
5. My bargirl girlfriend seems to have a very close relationship with her brother, he’s always on the scene.
That’s her boyfriend/husband you dumb ass and he’s banging her at every opportunity!
6. My bargirl girlfriend keeps pestering me to buy her some gold.
When you go back to farang land she pawns it!
7. My bargirl girlfriend needs money she says I can deposit it in her account from overseas.
Yeah and 5 or ten other dudes from overseas are also sending money
8. My bargirl girlfriend says that I can buy a house in her name.
If you here this and your brain even remotely considers such a stupid notion, then walk…NO RUN to the nearest mental institution and book yourself in for therapy at once!
9. Bargirls are selling sex. Not love, loyalty or friendship
If you’re a mug or in anyway vulnerable they’ll screw you over and show absolutely no mercy!
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The “My mother/brother/uncle/sister/brother/buffalo is sick.” one is my favorite
If I had a dollar every time I heard some smuck say they were sending money to their Thai girlfriend because of one of those excuses wile I was working in the Middle East I would be a Zillionaire
“One born every minute”
Tell it like it is Mr. Wadd!!!! The only thing worse than a devious broad is a devious broad in need. If you wanna be in love……..get a dog.
But she keeps texting me that she misses me. I think she honestly likes me!
Pffft!
lol,
this article is about bargirls like the ones you saw in Soi Cowboy, not the high class ones you are refering to.
There’s a fine line between a whore and a “regular girl.” The golden rule is: DO NOT GET EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED WITH A BAR GIRL.
Every woman wants money, whether they’re earning it themselves as a nurse or whatever, or dancing in a go-go bar and going with customers. The thing is, at least you know up front that bar girls ONLY want your money.
Good article. Those little brown honeys do have their little scams. Before I knew better, I fell for the old “buy me gold” thing once. Cheap lesson learned. I blame it on the alcohol, and her tight little body. Who used who? Ha ha.
i first went to thailand when i was 17. thats when i got my first bargirl, my first whore, haha. i fell in love with her, you know, blah blah blah. then i started to understand thailand and how the bangkok, pattaya nightlife works, and how the girls are. and now im like, what the fuck was i thinking? i have a girlfriend up north, who speaks very good english, and im fluent in thai. but when i land in bangkok and head out to soi cowboy, haha, i always see like, the hottest women ever, and i know i can fuck em, so, why not? haha. is that bad? whatever. word of advice: only use the girls for what they are there for…giving you pleasure in return for a measley 1000 baht note. then show em the door.