
If you have never been to the Land of Smiles, you might ask yourself, ‘Exactly what is a bar girl?’ Simply put, a bar girl is a lady aged between 18 to 80 who makes her living at one of the numerous farang entertainment venues in Thailand.
They usually work the bars of the Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, or Patpong in Bangkok but there are also other places.
What’s a bar girls job?
Their job is to sit and chat with you, and get you to buy them overpriced lady drinks, for which they receive a percentage. The more lady drinks you buy, the more money they collect, which is good for them and good for the bar
Where do bar girls come from?
The vast majority of bar girls hail from the Issan region of Thailand. The Issan region is located in the northeast of the country. It’s common for you to chat to the girls and find out many originate from the same province, Buriram!
Why do girls come to work the bar?
Why would a typical farm girl want to move hundreds of miles away from her family to work in the bars of Bangkok? Well you don’t need to be a brain surgeon to work that one out! It’s all about that little thing that makes the world go round, M-O-N-E-Y! Most of bar girls come from very poor farming backgrounds and normally have little or no education, because their parents could not afford to send them to school. So it’s not uncommon to learn most bar girls have the education level of a six year old.
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Let me take you back a few years, namely to the year 1999. This was before I lived in Thailand, however, by this time I had already visited the countries’ sun-soaked shores over seven times. I returned each year like a nice chap and did my best to help third world poverty by employing some of the locals. Well, to be more precise, local females. After all, you have to do your bit! Feed the world and all!
I was familiar with the whole bar scene and I knew it all, or at least I thought I did. You see being a tourist and having numerous visits under your belt tends to make you a little gung-ho that way.
I used to hit the red light areas of Bangkok, all the well-known places: Soi Cowboy, Nana, and occasionally Patpong. My favorite haunts tended to be the Nana and Cowboy as they were a ten-minute walk from my hotel.
This is where I first met Chuun. Chuun was a 28-year-old woman from the Issan province. I met her at Soi Cowboy in one of it’s many bars, can’t remember off hand, funny the beer seems to have that affect on me. Well it was a long time ago, and many a brass has cum and gone since then.
Getting back to Chuun…she wasn’t a looker and I’m at odds as to why I ever picked her up. I think she looked okay in the darkness of that cowboy bar, coupled with the fact I had my beer goggles on!
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I just want to have friends…
I just want be your friend…
I like to have alot of friends (Farang males only).
Do the above sentences ring a bell for anyone here? People who are involved in internet chat with Thai females will have definitely heard the above sayings more than a few times. What does it mean? Why are these Thai females only looking for foreign male friends? I mean, don’t they ever get out back home?
Well if you’ve come across the above phrases my friends, you’ve stumbled upon a scam. Yes, the ‘I just wanna be your friend’ scam! This scam is quite prolific on the internet and it’s also designed to drag the lonely foreign Wannabe Romeo in to deceive him.
How does it work?
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I have compiled a list of top things for budding Wannabe Romeos to bring with them to Thailand. Please read carefully as they could save your wallet one day!
1. Contact your local vet and buy cure all pills for buffalos.
2. Get your family doctor to write a report in Thai explaining why it’s impossible for her grandmother to die ten times.
3. Job application forms. Go online to a Thai employment agency, print 516 copies of various job application forms and the next time a Thai puts their hands out for money, hand them 6, or 7 forms.
4. Surprise her and arrive in Thailand unannounced and unexpected… Knock on her door and have her introduce you to her brother. Make sure to have a certified letter from a Thai doctor explaining that sleeping with her brother is unacceptable behavior. She may as well fess up and cop to the fact that her brother is actually her Thai boyfriend.
5. Intelligence pills (in large quantities) - whenever you have the urge to say the word yes, take ten and lie down.
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We have decided to take it upon ourselves and point out the bloody obvious to future wannabe western Romeos, who come to the Land of Smiles in search of their Thai soul mates.
We can only lead the horse to the water, we can’t make it DRINK! So pay attention you budding stallions and head the read!
1. Girls that work in bars are doing a job
It’s called Selling Tail! You take them out of a bar for fun and pay them. It’s a simple business transaction.
2.” But my girlfriends not a whore she sells som tam (Papaya Salad) she’s a good girl!”
Your girl is also a poor girl with bugger all education. She might not work in the bars, but she certainly will require the contents of your wallet and at a later date your bank account too! She may even be under pressure from her upcountry parents to send them a wedge back each month. And guess where the moneys coming from?
3. My bargirl girlfriend has only worked the bar for a few days/weeks!
That’s usually BS and if she can string a sentence together in English be suspicious, VERY SUSPICIOUS!
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